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It’s a recession, stupid!

May 23, 2008 – 8:39 am
(recession jokes) Yo' momma is so poor. How poor is she? She's so poor that she spent her Economic Stimulus Rebate paying down her credit card debt! Gas prices sure are high! How high are they? Gas prices are so high that I called AAA roadside assistance and waited over an hour just for them to bring me a free gallon of gas! Food prices sure are steep! How steep are they? Food prices are so steep that people in other countries aren't able to buy food!

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Heck on Wheels

May 20, 2008 – 5:57 pm
The main road by my house has a speed limit of 55 miles per hour. A mile or two down the road, it drops to 45 MPH for no reason, especially considering the area gets more and more remote the farther you go. Recent road improvements have added a cut off road that goes by the courthouse (25 MPH). Staying on the straightaway will bring you to a new stoplight/intersection and a speed limit of 35 MPH.

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Blog Contest: Dialogue

March 31, 2008 – 12:56 pm
A Series of Monologues:

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Professional Strength

March 17, 2008 – 10:52 am
Did you know that they have different versions of Viagra? Thanks to the comment spammer who seems to LOVE my website, I now know about the wonderful product called Viagra Professional.

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I hate suspense.

March 7, 2008 – 12:48 pm
I hate suspense. This is especially true of mundane suspense, as found in everyday conversations. True, dramatic suspense, like walking down a dark sewer tunnel, with only a flashlight, searching for a deadly alien mutant is less annoying because a) the situation warrants the effort of anticipation and b) these situations do not happen (often).

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